Reasons Why I Don't Keep A Journal--Anywhere

--My life is dull. Really it is. Tell me, do you really want to hear me BandM about my husband/mother/kids?

--My husband doesn't want you to hear about me BandM about him.

--I was always the type of person who went over to your house. Friends didn't come to my house. Why? Did I mention that you didn't want to hear me BandM about my mother?

--The only reason why other people read your journal is to get inside the journal writer's mind. See what they are thinking; learn how they think. Trust me, it's pretty convoluted in here!

--I'm not about to write the next great American novel. Unless there is a serious dumbing down of the average American reader (which I know there is), it ain't happenin'. Then again, how low can they go...